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Versi asli, Titanic Version (Versi setia sampe mati) :
You jump…. I jump!

Versi ngajak-ngajak :
I want to jump…. anybody else want to jump?

Versi pemimpin :
I jump…. all of you jump after me!

Versi pengikut :
We will jump after you jump.

Versi penakut :
You jump…. tell me if it is ok…. then I jump.

Versi ogah-ogahan :
I’ve already jumped last time…. now it is your turn to jump.

Versi iklan :
You should jump because every celebrities and famous people jump.

Versi programmer :
If (you.jump( ) ) then (I.jump( ) )

Versi logika implikasi :
If you jump then I jump that means if you don’t jump I might still jump.

Versi Plinplan :
You jump…. i jump gak yah hmmmmmm I jump deh.

Versi nggak percayaan :
You jump…. are you sure you want to jump? No kidding? Promise?

Versi penjudi :
We’ll throw a coin if it is head I jump…. if it is tail you jump.

Versi Tarzan baru kenalan dengan Jane :
“You Jump, Me Tarzan.”

Versi Forest Gump :
“My name is Jump, Forest Jump.”

Versi 007 :
“My name Bond, Jump’s Bond.”

Versi sinetron Catatan si Boy :
“Kamu sangat ke-jump, Boy!”

Versi waktu :
“Jump sabaraha?”  “Jump 10 kurang lima.”

Versi Buah-buahan :
Jump-bu Monyet, Jump-bu klutuk, jump-bu batu, dan jump-bu – jump-bu lainnya.

Versi Betawi :
Inich Aye Abang………. Jump-ang!

Versi Prostitusi :
mau cari jumpblay di mangga besar banyak om

Versi korban tindak kekerasan :
Tolooonggggggg…………… jump bret!!

Versi dukun santet :
Nich gue kasih jumpe jumpe…. biar selamet dunie akherat

Versi wiraswasta gendong-gendong (tukang jamu gendong) :
Mau jump-u apa mas…. galian singset apa kabel…… ?

Versi pedagang kaki lima :
Di-jump-in tidak luntur… ? Luntur tidak di-jump-in…

Versi Cuek :
You jump, sebodo teiing….. gua kagak bisa berenang…..

Versi kasmaran :
Hai say….. kagak jump-e elu satu hari aje gue bisa jump-alitan.

Kalo ada yang tau tentang versi2 yang lainnya tambahin yah…..siapa tau bisa buat sharing pengetahuan gitu..